Oh. Em. Gee. Sally Hansen Mermaid’s Tale is the most perfect thing ever, given to me on loan from my girl Kallie (and I don’t really want to give it back). I layered this green and teal blue glitter bomb of a polish over black …and wow. I need to buy this for myself. It’s like looking into a glistening ocean, you know, when the sun hits it just right and it’s all dark but sparkly –like this but better. And on your nails. (P.S. Have Pinterest? I love that shit –let’s pin together.) The awesome, mermaid toned glitters sit in a jelly-like base that I kinda feel would be too sheer to wear alone, but honestly I didn’t try it out without a base so I wouldn’t know. And one swipe of this stuff covers your nail in glitter. Awesome. Sally Hansen so did this one right. And also, I want to me a mermaid if it means being covered in pretty glitters all day. Who’s with me?